Hello from Saigon

March 7th, 2007

First an update on the last frantic post. I am pretty sure that the only thing getting into the room is the gecko that I saw scurry up the wall directly after I posted, and they do squeak at each other. But, I think there are rats or something outside the window because I can hear something making a scrabbling noise and geckos are usually pretty stealthy…..and we saw a rat today in broad daylight scurrying through a crowded market.
Other than the (maybe) rat issue, the Spring Hotel has been fantastic. Centrally located, clean, decent food, super friendly service and a bargain at $36 USD a night.
The hotel has given us a cot for Jessica to sleep in. It is a cradle that is just barely long enough for her, but she loves it and won’t hear of us changing it for anything. Of course, she thrashes around enough to wake the dead and ends up sleeping in our bed anyway.
So far we absolutely love Vietnam. Jessica is like a movie star here – people nudge their friends to look at her and everyone has to touch or say something. Everywhere we go, it’s “BABY BABY!!!!” At first she thought we were back in Fiji and called them “Bula people.” Then I told her they spoke a language called Vietnamese and that I didn’t know how to say hello in that language yet. (just off the plane & couldn’t find the phrase-book) I tried to ask our driver, but he didn’t speak any English. Jessica suggested that perhaps I should speak louder and he’d understand me. I told her that they spoke a different language and she got all upset and said: “how am I supposed to TALK to people then?”
The following day, on the way back from our tour to the tunnels, Jessica was listening to the bus driver and his friend talk to one another and she turns to me all exasperated: “Mommy, I just can’t UNDERSTAND these people!” So, I explained to her that she will need to learn a whole new language to speak to them. She’s learning some words now and she made us all laugh tonight at dinner when she brought the phrase book over to the waitress so she could have a conversation with her…and, of course, she can’t read. So, she opens it to a random page and just starts pointing at words. The flabbergasted waitress tries to explain that she’s pointing at words in Thai and it’s YET ANOTHER language! Poor kiddo. She’s so confused about language. Yesterday we were walking through an echoing hallway and Jessica announces: “Mommy! This echo speaks ENGLISH!”
The food thing will be an issue for sure. We managed to find a grocery store that had some familiar looking bread, goldfish crackers, and….PEANUT BUTTER!! So, the kid won’t starve, anyway. She’s doing a teeny bit better with trying things that aren’t quite familiar, so I’m hoping eventually she’ll come around. We’ve been seeing some pretty strange things on the menus ourselves.  But, generally, we’ve managed to find something that doesn’t involve insects, bone marrow, tendons, or “field rat” (I guess it’s bad form to eat city rats??)
The whole city is just an overwhelming assault on the senses. There’s just so much going on. Grant stood on the corner the first night for half an hour just to watch the traffic. The streets are overflowing with people. Much of daily life seems to be conducted on the sidewalk. There are people eating, selling stuff, kids sleeping, people packaging goods or building stuff, guys on the street corners with tire repair stalls…it’s just this amazing ebb and flow of human life that I never tire of watching.
It’s loud, and the traffic is nothing short of crazy with a billion or so people on scooters and bikes of all description. You see people carrying the most amazing things on the back of a scooter. Two guys holding a massive pane of glass between them, families with three small children, dogs, and produce of every possible description. There seems to be very few rules to the traffic, either. Generally, you drive on the right-ish. Unless there’s someone in your way – then just swerve into oncoming traffic they will move for you. Just honk your horn. If someone is in your way – no matter which direction you might be intending to move, or whether or not you are signaling, just honk and the road will be clear. So this amounts to this unbelievable mass of organized chaos, with everyone honking their horns at least every ten seconds at all hours.
The first night we were here, Grant decided he wanted a massage. The place down the street was closing, so I told him to ask our hotel to see if they had a service. They told him they could send someone up right away and he blushed and stammered that he would have to discuss it with his wife! I figured that I’d like one as well, and if Grant’s looked nice, I’d ask the girl for one too – or we’d split the hour – or something like that. Grant mentioned this when he phoned back to book. Unfortunately, they sent TWO women.
That was truly the weirdest experience ever. Picture this – small hotel room with a queen sized bed. Small child sleeping on the floor so it’s near to impossible to walk round that side of the bed and it’s also important to be quiet. Both of us lying on the bed in our knickers (me with a towel for modesty purposes, in case I have to flip over – thinking ahead, you know!) with two women alternately pulling and pounding and walking on us. Of course, MY woman was about forty pound heavier, too! We were twisted into all sorts of unnatural positions, made all the more embarrassing by the fact that the women had to both be on the bed with us at the same time, and weren’t shy about using whatever part of their anatomy was required to gain maximum leverage. Full body massage had become full body CONTACT massage. By the end of it, my towel had been cast aside and the woman had me in a full nelson and was whipping me about cracking my neck and back. I may never recover from the embarrassment. Thankfully we’re married, and the women truly were only there to give us a massage, and weren’t offering up anything extra.
We went to the Chu Chi tunnels and a temple yesterday which Jess really liked.  She was really good, considering the tour was about 12 hours of bus rides and walking, and the fact that we’d flown in the evening before after a quick one night layover in Singapore.
The temple was beautiful (entirely too lazy to look up the proper name of it) and we got to watch a service. Jess loved it and all the monks and nuns(?) ADORED her.
The tunnel tour was a bit disappointing, though. We didn’t really have enough time to explore properly. I was ok with that, as I’d pretty much seen enough at the end of an hour and a half, and I could understand the tour guide far better than Grant was able to. I would comment on stuff the tour guide had just finished saying and he’d be AMAZED at my wealth of knowledge. Jessica loved the tunnels, especially because she got to go in first and it was almost exactly her height. The guy behind us gave her a flashlight and she was off with the rest of us crawling through trying to keep up!
We got to fire an AK-47 while we were at the tunnel site. LIVE AMMO. Grant was SO excited. Jessica was scared of all the noise, and they didn’t have any ear protection so I couldn’t go down there and take his picture. I fired one of my five bullets and it was SO loud that I gave up. The guy couldn’t believe I wouldn’t finish off the bullets I’d purchased, and Grant was kind of bummed that he didn’t get to fire them himself.
Last night we stumbled on possibly the most expensive Vietnamese restaurant in the area. After spending only $5 USD on lunch, we were a bit gobsmacked when dinner was about $50! The place was really pretty ritzy and we rolled into it all exhausted and sweaty from our day tour, with boisterous three year old in tow! The resident businessmen were likely not impressed, but the meal was pretty good. Unfortunately, we were all so exhausted we didn’t really enjoy it properly. That and it wasn’t FIVE TIMES the going rate good! The tea they served was amazing, though. It was called flower tea and they bring it out in a clear pot with this weird flower in it. It looks sort of like a Russian thistle. When the flower blooms, the tea is ready. Very cool, and surprisingly tasty!
Today we managed to talk to Grandma and Grandpa face to face via MSN, which was great. We had breakfast in the hotel where I learned that either I can have my tea without sugar, or with teeny ants. Upon discovering that ants float, I opted for the sugar!
Then we headed out to the supermarket to pick up some stuff for Jessica and off to the market to do some souvenir shopping. Along the way, a lady offered us a brochure for a local salon so I decided to get a pedicure. She motioned for us to follow her and – wow – six blocks or so later we arrived at the salon which was actually tucked away upstairs in the back of a building. We never would have gone there on our own, and it was amusing to watch the parade of bemused tourists come through the door after having marched for miles when they thought they were going just round the corner!
Jessica decided that she would have a pedicure as well. At first she wanted ten different colors because there were so many to choose from and she DOES have ten toes. Eventually she settled on pink with sparkles for all ten toes. She sat SO still for the lady doing her toes and when she saw a woman working on my hands, she leaned over to her lady and said: “excuse me, I’d like my hands done, too.” So, fingers got done too. She sat perfectly still for that as well. Amazing. She never does that for me.
The women at the salon absolutely adored Jessica. She was an instant celebrity. Everyone cuddled her, several took her picture, and she was helping herself to their food. (I should HIRE these people who can get my child to eat, although it was only bread) She even got a free massage. The lady doing my hands was massaging my arms, so another woman asked Jessica if she would like one too. She sat Jessica on her lap and was massaging her legs, and Jess looked at her curiously and said: “Why are you squeezing me?” When told it was a massage she just said: “oh,” and sat there for more!
Once her ‘massage’ was finished she went over to examine the fingernail paint samples. She essentially had the run of the salon because I was held captive – literally – hand and foot, and Grant had abandoned me to do more shopping. She decided she’d like some designs done on her nails, so she ordered that up as well! The lady didn’t even look to me to approve the extra cost, just assumed the little madam could have whatever her heart desired! (Thankfully it was only $1) So, Jessica got a snowman painted on one of her nails and spent the rest of the day comparing her nails with every other woman she saw at the market who had hers done as well. She was even worried about taking a bath tonight because it might damage the nail polish. I had to promise we’d have it redone if there were any mishaps. I am raising a princess.
Once we finished at the salon, we took a cyclo over to a local market to see what was on offer there. Grant was on a mission to find a watch and I’d promised Jessica a purse so she could stash all the money she’s been conning out of Daddy. We taught Jessica how to bargain with the lady, which was pretty cute. I didn’t find the market as exhausting as somewhere like Tijuana, but Jessica was getting pretty sick of all the touching (she had started to hit and spit on people….) so, we figured we’d head out.
We grabbed another couple of cyclos to do a short city tour. A cyclo is basically a bicycle with a big basket on the front for people to sit in. There was much confusion and more than probably a little scamming going on about the price of both rides which got Grant all heated up…until I reminded him the difference in cost was only a few dollars! We took an hour long tour through the city on these to take in the major sights – Saigon River, Reunification Palace, Museum, Notre Dame, etc. The most impressive thing of all was witnessing these guys maneuver us through the traffic pandemonium. A bit dodgy without a helmet for Jessica, but what can you do? She promptly fell asleep on my lap throughout the entire tour and woke up for the last five minutes: “Hey, THIS is fun!”
For dinner we went to a local Irish pub – go figure – and I had lasagna that surpassed all my expectations of what lasagna in an Irish pub in Saigon would taste like! Superb! Once again Jessica charmed the waitresses and got her picture taken and was shown pictures of everyone’s small relatives. EVERYONE here has a mobile phone with a camera. Mobile phone and a scooter and you’re set!
Well, about bed time now. We’re off on a tour of the Mekong Delta tomorrow and the next day with the same company as the last day tour. Hopefully we will be better able to understand this guide as I don’t think our Vietnamese is progressing rapidly enough to be even remotely useful!

3am in Saigon….

March 5th, 2007

It is 3am and I can hear rats.

I turned off the noisy air-con and lo an behold….

Up until now Jessica was sleeping on the floor on a thermarest. What if they bite her and give her some horrible incurable disease? Or even just go NEAR my adorable sleeping bambina?

I have managed to move her into my bed but now I can’t sleep.

She is pissed off because MY bed doesn’t have silk sheets and hers does. 

I called the front desk and asked about a COT and managed to confirm my wake-up CALL. Not sure my phrase book or my horrible pronunciation is up to this task.

I can see some droppings behind the fridge and on the window ledge in what is otherwise a spotless and highly recommended hotel.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

This really sucks – I have to be up in 3 1/2 hours for a tour. This is going to happen every place we go in Asia most likely. How will I sleep?

Grant woke up while I was dithering about moving Jessica. I told him what was wrong – and he had seen the droppings earlier – he rolled over and is now back asleep.

I can hear them squeaking. I can even smell them.

I’m putting Jessica on GRANT’S side of the bed. 

Goodnight.

 

Good Morning Vietnam!!!

March 5th, 2007

Just arrived in Saigon after a quick night’s stopover in Singapore. I’m way behind on my blogging because I’ve been frantically booking stuff for Asia and I’ve been feeling pretty crap lately. So, figured I’d catch up later…..

So far this place is crazy! The plane ride was pretty uneventful until Jessica announced AS WE’RE LANDING that she has to go pee REALLY BAD. Of course, Mommy doesn’t even have an emergency diaper with her anymore. Poor kid actually held it for about half an hour until we managed to find a bathroom.

The hotel minibus met us right at the gate, which was well worth the extra few bucks, and the ride through town was nothing short of chaotic. The hotel is pretty nice, and reasonably priced. My head still hurts from the heat, pollution, and all the horn blowing. But, I’m so happy to be here and I’m going to get off this computer and go in  search of some noodles!!

 

Tattoo photos are up!!

February 21st, 2007

Finally – got some pics of the new tattoo online.

A few new pics….

February 19th, 2007

I’ve posted some New Zealand pics and a few more Fiji ones….I’ll get caught up on the blog & get some photos of Grant’s tattoo up soon!!

Hello from New Zealand!

February 12th, 2007

I completely forgot to mention Grant’s deep sea fishing triumph during my last entry. While at the Octopus Resort, Grant went out with a few others and caught his very first really big fish! It was a 10kg yellow fin tuna and it was served up the next day for lunch. AND, we got a picture of it this time…not like a certain memorable incident in NZ a few years back….

They served up the tuna for lunch the following day and it was beautiful. Interestingly enough, however, the resort served it as the lunch special at $12 a plate. We thought that if they were going to SELL the tuna, Grant should have at least gotten a bar tab or something out of the deal. The group quite happily agreed to donate the other fish caught to the village, but to have someone make money off your catch – that you paid lots of money to catch – didn’t really sit very well. I’ll post some pics as soon as I get a decent connection to do so.

Now we’re in New Zealand, and I’ll try and catch up on what’s been going on the past few weeks:

The flight from Nadi to Auckland went really smoothly, but we sure missed the in-seat TVs. When we arrived in Auckland, they actually had a faster line to process handicapped passengers and those with small children – same thing, I guess! We zipped through customs, and waited about five minutes for the shuttle from the rental company to show up. We rented our car with Ace rentals and talk about good service. Fast and efficient – nothing like Britz!

We managed to jam all of our luggage into the trunk of the car and headed off to the Warehouse to buy even more stuff. Once we’re fully stocked with groceries, Jessica is kind of perched in the middle of bags of bread and stuff and we have to turn her sideways to get her out of the vehicle without squashing the bread! Ah well, the car is really good on gas, and Grant is having fun driving it compared to the campervan we had in Australia.

Speaking of the campervan, Britz finally refunded some of our money for all the hassles we had with it. I doubt we’ll deal with them again, but it certainly makes me feel better about putting up with all the crap we dealt with while we were living in the stupid thing. The guy we complained to actually took the time to write us a two page letter addressing each issue we came across. Good customer service in the end!

Once we’d stocked up on groceries and stuff we headed off to Jeremy’s place and were pleasantly surprised to find him at home. He and his fiancée Ellen had planned to be out of town and were nice enough to let us crash at their place while they were out. But, with crappy weather and work stuff, they decided to stay home and head out the next day. It was great to meet Ellen and catch up with Jeremy. Jeremy taught Grant some of the finer points of NZ beer drinking and I turned the place into a Laundromat as we’d arrived from Fiji with pretty much all our clothes dirty. (at $5 per pair of underwear we weren’t about to use the laundry service at the Westin!)

From Auckland we headed out to Waitomo to check out the glow worms. The drive was gorgeous, and it is SO nice to be able to sit up front and watch the scenery again! We’d forgotten about how lovely the New Zealand countryside is. It seems like the top of every hill brings yet another amazing view of gently rolling green hills covered in summer flowers, trees, lush ferns, and dotted about with sheep and cows.

Once we arrived in Waitomo, we checked into our motel room at Woodlyn Park. http://www.woodlynpark.co.nz/ The room we stayed in was actually built inside the cockpit of a plane that saw active duty in Vietnam. It wasn’t the most luxurious of accommodations, but it was pretty cool to sleep in the cockpit. They have two units built into the plane and you could feel the other people walking around in the tail section. I’m sure they were less than amused with Jessica running up and down the cockpit until after midnight! She’s had a big nap in the car and just wouldn’t go to sleep. The birds got their own back in the morning, though. We had a bunch of them nesting in one of the engines and they were loud in the morning – along with a bunch of turkeys gobbling along on the second morning.

The day of our arrival, we took Jessica on a tour of the glowworm caves. We walked through a dry cave and into a cavern called the cathedral. The acoustics were amazing and the guide even sang a bit for us to show them off. Turns out that they hold concerts in there and several famous groups like the Vienna Boy’s Choir and even Rod Stewart have held concerts there.  Of course, while we’re learning all this, I’m trying to stop my darling daughter from kicking the roped-off thousands of years old cave formations! After the cathedral, we walked on a bit until we hit an underground river. We boarded a boat and the guide cut the lights completely. Everyone – including Jessica – was quiet and awestruck as we glided down the river and gazed at the glowworm constellations on the ceiling of the cave.
The following day, Grant hung out with Jessica while I went on the Lost World Epic Adventure – 8/10 Rambo rating. When I asked the guide if they had any 10/10 trips he told me I could do this one with no wetsuit. I politely declined the offer. The trip started the way these trips generally do – with “The Stupid Outfit.” In this case, the stupid outfit was a wetsuit, helmet with a lamp, a climbing harness that greatly accentuates your bum, and very spiffy white rubber boots. 

Once we had geared ourselves up, we hiked through the forest to the cave entrance. Given the recent rain, the path was slippery and we got a good opportunity to try out our new ropes. We all knew that we were headed for a 100m abseil to get into the cave system, and had seen the stunning photos in the brochure, but it still didn’t prepare us for the reality that is the Lost World.

We walked onto a metal catwalk – roped in, of course – and peered between our feet at the 100 meter drop into what really did look like the Lost World. The walls of the sink hole were carpeted with ferns and lush greenery and everything was wet from humidity and recent rain. A lovely little stream ran through the bottom, and shafts of sunlight cut through the mist into the darkness below. I expected a T-Rex to push it’s head through the forest at any moment! The view was spectacular, awe-inspiring, and, frankly, a wee bit on the holy-shit-is-that-a-big-drop-what-the-hell-am-I-doing-up-here side!

We all shuffled out onto the catwalk which was barely wide enough for two people to pass each other. We were roped to a guide rope that was fastened to the wall, so and our feet were still on solid ground, so I still felt pretty good about the whole thing. Running parallel to the catwalk was a fat metal bar about three feet out. Above this bar was some sort of metal framework and the ropes we were about to descend on hung from the framework and between the bar and the catwalk.

The guide looks at me and says: “grab the rope and swing your bum onto that bar.” At this point none of us had any idea how we were going to manage all our gear & ropes, etc during the descent. We knew how to clip onto the guide rope and that was about it. I was feeling pretty uncomfortable out there without knowing exactly what was going to come next! Once I got my bum securely on the bar, though, it made a bit more sense. The guide needed to show me how the ropes were going to work – and it was easier to do while I was actually in position.

He got me all roped up and moved onto the next person in line. My butt was on the metal bar, and my feet were propped on the edge of the catwalk and that’s all that was holding me up (besides the ropes, which I still didn’t really believe would actually work!) I could look between my legs and see a very very long way down. But, I was feeling pretty cocky about how well I was handling the whole situation until I felt a sharp pain in the hand holding the rope. I looked down and saw the marks my nails were making in the palm of my hand and some very white knuckles and forced myself to relax. I’d like to think I looked better than the guy next to me, though, I swear he turned green with fright. Enough to make me relax my death grip on the rope to pat him on the shoulder, anyway!

Getting my bum out onto that bar was the hardest part, and the second hardest was kicking my legs free and letting the ropes do their job. Once we’d descended a few feet, though, I got the hang of it (and figured out that – hey – these ropes really do work) and started having fun with it and enjoying the spectacular scenery. What a rush! I LOVE abseiling!!!!!

Upon reaching the bottom, and unhooking from the lines, we started climbing. It was a hot climb in our wetsuits as it was all uphill and we hadn’t entered the cave yet. We still had our harnesses on as there were places inside the cave where we’d need to rope in. The caving itself was a blast. We climbed over slippery rocks, squeezed through tight places, scaled waterfalls, waded through a river, and even had to swim in places. Lunch was eaten perched precariously on some rocks above the river. There were several places where we got to jump off cliffs into the dark water below. The tallest of these was about 30feet and I got water up my damn nose every single time I jumped! Jumping with the lights off was really trippy, too.

We spent several hours making our way through the cave and near the end we took a break for a hot drink and everyone turned off their lights again. On the roof of the cave was a stunning display of glow worms. We relaxed and gawked at the ceiling for a while and then headed out of the cave for – surprise – a two kilometer walk over the hills! Blah – that was the only really bad part of the trip; slogging our way uphill in the blazing sun wearing a wetsuit, climbing harness and rubber boots that stayed filled with water no matter how many times we tried to empty them. A hot shower and nice BBQ dinner awaited us, though, so the guides were forgiven the forced march.

The following day, we drove to Tauranga to check out the tattoo parlor – Bohemian Arts – that Grant had an appointment with the following day. The artist wasn’t in so we looked over some pictures of his work, did a little shopping, and headed out to Katikati to find the little cottage I’d booked for the week. Talk about secluded – Pinehaven cottage is about a ten minute drive outside of the small town of Katikati then about another five minutes down a steep two lane track into the forest.

The cottage had two bedrooms, a bathroom, and a combined kitchen/living area. It also had satellite TV, so Grant and Jessica were both happy! We couldn’t see another house or even a road – just the surrounding forest, a lovely little babbling river, masses of wildflowers, and a distant green hill dotted with, of course, more sheep. The woods resounded with the cricket-like sound of bugs whose name I keep forgetting. To Jessica’s delight there was a trampoline on the lawn as well. The only major drawback was no phone in the cottage and the nearest one was quite a walk if one of us was left there without the car.

The other thing I really don’t understand is why New Zealanders don’t believe in window screens! There are tons of mosquitoes, moths, and any number of creepy crawlies that come in uninvited. Instead of a screen they have an insect repellent dispenser in the room that blasts poison into the air. We’d wake up in the morning to dead flies on the counters. Every place we’ve stayed before or since seemed to have the same set-up; I have yet to see a place with window screens installed.  But, it was a good place to relax in for a week and let Daddy recover from his tattoo session!

Grant left early the next morning for his tattoo appointment. At that point, all he knew is that he was going to get something that resembled a Maori ‘Ta Moko’ tattoo – but that wouldn’t be considered culturally insensitive, and that he wanted it to cover his shoulder and upper arm. Pepa, the Czechoslovakian tattoo artist, told him to write down a few things about himself and his family that he’d like to have represented in the design. When he arrived with his list of stuff to include, Pepa looked through the sample book with Grant to see what sort of thing appealed to him, and told him to come back in half an hour and he’d have something worked out.

When he returned, Pepa drew two large circles on Grant’s arm and shoulder to remind him where the edges of the tattoo would be. He then reassured Grant that there would be a bit more to the design than that, but this was just “the frame of the house,” so to speak. At this point Grant had no idea what the tattoo was actually going to look like and Pepa was all ready with the needles and ink. Talk about nervous!

Grant was quite relieved to see that the studio was as sterile as an operating room and, aside from the constant heavy-metal background music, no creepy biker-influence anywhere! We’d read horror stories on the web about stoned or drunk tattoo artists, and he was initially concerned that we didn’t know very much about this studio. Pepa made him feel very comfortable, though, and was the consummate professional.

Pepa started tattooing and what started out as a vibration quickly turned into a burning sensation as Grant tried to block out the increasing level of pain. Once the outline of the design was complete, Grant was better able to see what the finished product was going to look like and relaxed quite a bit about the whole process. After completing the outline, Pepa began to fill it in with various forms of shading that involved various levels of pain. Apparently, the shoulder bits are quite tender! He kept at it for about 7 hours with nothing more than a few pee breaks and some design consultation.

The final product is a genuinely beautiful piece of body art. Pepa is a first rate tattoo artist and Grant is glad he decided to get such a large piece of work done for his first tattoo. Apparently, Pepa was a bit jealous as his first tattoos are all small and now he can’t work them into anything. Frankly, I’m just pleased Grant didn’t walk into some random market stall, and he’s really happy that he has a totally unique tattoo that has deep personal meaning for him. We’ll put some pics up on the web when it’s fully healed and picture worthy. The only drawback (besides the price and the pain!) is the two weeks without swimming, diving, or even sunbathing.  

The day after Grant got his tattoo, we went into Katikati to buy him a couple of used t-shirts and find him somewhere to get his hair cut. Amazingly, there’s about five hair salons in the booming metropolis of Katikati and all but one were booked solid. Against the warning of the salon across the street, Grant jumped into a chair at the one place that had some free time.

As soon as the stylist discovered he wanted a fairly simple cut, she called her boss over and turned Grant over to her. It all started out not too badly, with the woman chatting away and the stylist hovering and giving helpful pointers. Then things started to go a bit awry when the lady almost stalled the clippers out in Grant’s hair and he could start to see bits of his scalp poking out. This is when she reveals that she’s only just bought the salon and, in fact, she used to be ‘in bugs.’ Apparently she used to be some sort of expert in fruit pests. At this point, Grant was sweating it and trying to make polite conversation while watching this woman completely decimate his hair. It was also the point where the other stylist stepped in and attempted to save the day. All she managed, however, was to trim one of Grant’s sideburns about an inch shorter than the other one, and left both sideburns – somehow – two different lengths each. Completely shell shocked, Grant paid the woman and stumbled out the door.

The end result was completely laughable. Seriously a contender for the worst haircut of the trip so far; worse even than the one on the Gold Coast. The top was all fluffy like chicken feathers, there were patches of scalp showing through on the sides, and the sideburns were amazingly uneven and weird. Grant was LIVID and too angry to go back. I went back in and asked for a refund and the girl said: “He isn’t happy with it?” Got the money back, though, and an apology. Grant sulked in the car and wouldn’t come out to go into the grocery store. I tried to cheer him up by reminding him that it could have been good haircut – bad tattoo, which would have been infinitely worse! But, he didn’t feel better about it until he had it re-cut and somewhat salvaged the following day.

Unfortunately for our loyal viewers, I was a nice enough wife not to take a photo. But Jessica was not so kind, and refused to speak to Grant the following day saying that she “wanted a new Daddy” and that he “had a fat head.” She wouldn’t speak to him for hours and screamed when he sat next to her!

more photos posted

January 30th, 2007

I’ve posted some more photos in Australia and Fiji.

Bula from Fiji!

January 30th, 2007

Once again, I have tons to catch up on here!! I believe I left off in Nadi just prior to our departure for the Octopus Resort.

In preparation for our two weeks at Octopus, we went through our luggage to see what we could realistically leave on the mainland. Even getting rid of a bag full of stuff, the car seat, and the stroller…we STILL had a mountain of luggage! We’ll have to do much better when we’re getting ready for Southeast Asia.

The Octopus mini-bus picked us up in front of our hotel and all three of us jammed into one seat. The poor driver lifted all our heavy bags onto the roof of the van! I had my bag full of electronics and Grant’s two bottles of Jack Daniels between my legs and a hot sweaty kid sleeping across my lap. The air-conditioner didn’t work well, either. Needless to say, 30 minutes was a LONG ride!

The van brought us to the marina of a nearby town where we boarded a small boat stuffed to the gills with luggage, people, and resort supplies. It was choppier than I had expected and both Jessica and Grant were looking pretty green. Jessica was in the same seat as me, so I took out a large Ziploc bag…just in case. Well, she never threw up, but she wouldn’t let me take that bag away from her face for anything! She managed to find a reasonably comfortable position for herself by jamming my elbow into the metal bar on the back of the seat and wedging her head between my arm and my body. The other arm was occupied by holding the plastic just-in-case bag at exactly the preferred angle. Every time I tried to move either of my arms – she’d freak out. Finally she fell asleep in a sweaty lump across my lap. But, I had to hang onto her legs to keep them from slipping off the seat when we hit a wave. Meanwhile, Grant was sulking across the way because I hadn’t remembered to give him some sea-sickness medicine until we boarded the boat. So, it was my fault he was feeling sick. Again…NOT the most pleasant way to travel for an hour and a half!!

The scenery on the boat ride, however, was nothing short of spectacular. We traveled along the Yasawa group of islands to Waya Island where the Octopus Resort is located. The island is small, consisting mostly of mountains that are literally blanketed in thick, green vegetation. Nestled against the side of the mountain is a small resort with adorable little thatched huts called Bures for guests to stay in. The resort is completely hemmed in by lush forest and mountain on one side and beach on the other. The beach is dotted with beach chairs, hammocks, and the ubiquitous palm trees. The boat had to thread it’s way through the reef which runs only a few feet off the beach, and offers the most spectacular snorkeling I’ve ever seen. Paradise found!

We stepped onto the beach amidst smiling faces and were presented with lovely cool fruit juice to drink while Sammy sat us down as a group to go through the basics of the resort. It was Sunday, so the resident choir that generally welcomes the group had the day off. A sweet, smiling woman showed us to our Bure.

We had booked a garden Bure primarily because it was a lot cheaper than the ocean front, and less than half the price of one of the precious few with air-con. We took a short path through the trees and wound up in front of a small, palm-thatched hut that was to be our home for the next two weeks. Inside was Spartan, to say the least! There was a queen sized wooden bed for us and a single one for Jessica. The mattresses looked a bit old, but they were clean and surprisingly comfortable. Each bed had it’s own mosquito netting, although malaria, etc isn’t an issue in Fiji. A wooden wardrobe with a mirror, a small table and a chair completed our furnishings. The floor was tiled, with a rag mat at the door to wipe our feet. Thankfully, there was a small foot bath at the door to wash the sand off our feet – which came in very handy and also doubled as a bird bath!

The bathroom had hot and cold running water, a proper toilet and a shower…but no roof! It was SO wonderful to shower looking up at the trees or the stars, and sometimes the resort cat would peek over the wall. Unfortunately, our neighbors got to hear all the potty training (and everything else that went on in the bathroom) LOUD and clear! Speaking of potty training, for some unknown reason Grant had told Jessica several weeks previously that she’d better figure out the potty training thing quickly because all we would have in Fiji was a hole in the ground to pee in. (I don’t have a CLUE what he was thinking) Anyway, Jessica walks into the rather rustic shower, and spies the drain: “Daddy! I’ve found the pee hole!!!!”

All in all, the Bure was reasonably comfortable. It got pretty hot at night, but a cold shower before bed and the ceiling fan made it bearable. We had any number of cool creatures living in the walls, too. There were little tiny lizards that chased the ants, and tons of geckos. The only thing I couldn’t stand was the cockroaches. We didn’t get many of them but they’re the only thing that makes me go all girly!

After settling in and having a quick shower, we headed off for lunch. The resort offers a fixed menu for lunch with about ten choices, and a separate kid’s menu. We had planned to use this two weeks as an opportunity to broaden Jessica’s repertoire of food items. But, what should appear on the kid’s menu: peanut butter sandwiches! The kid seriously ate peanut butter sandwiches and a banana three meals a day for two entire weeks. We managed to sneak in the occasional slice of orange or watermelon, but that was about it.

Grant and I both enjoyed our lunches, and began to look forward to the food at the resort. The only drawback was that, although we’d pre-paid for three meals a day, the only drinks that were included were at breakfast or water throughout the day. Dessert was extra as well. When we arrived for our first dinner, we also discovered that there was only one choice for each meal. The first menu was salad and fish & spinach pie. Mommy immediately went into a sulk and tried to work out how much extra it was going to cost to eat peanuts and ice cream for dinner every evening. However, when the food arrived it was fantastic!

We have never stayed at a resort where we enjoyed the food more, in fact. I would say this is a three star resort with five star meals. They managed to keep the pickiest family in the world just about completely content for the entire stay…and with only one choice for dinner! The dinners were quite varied as well, with a traditional Lovo (meal cooked in the ground), a beach BBQ, Indian curry night, etc. I wish they had a resort cookbook, because some of the meals were so fantastic I’d like to try making them at home. The staff was also really sweet about keeping the peanut butter sandwiches coming for Jessica.

Speaking of staff, the people were almost unfailingly friendly. The maid service wasn’t spectacular, but Octopus is the kind of place where small mistakes just don’t matter anymore. Any issues are rectified immediately, and they’re never very big in the first place. At a five star place, you might get really annoyed that you’ve run out of toilet paper for the third time, but at Octopus you just wander over to the bar and the manager himself will fetch you some.

The people we met at the resort really made the place for us though. Octopus has a dorm and some tents to rent out, so there were a lot of singles and some backpackers staying. Occasionally, a private sailboat would pull up and the people on board would come in for dinner and drinks. We met too many great people to go into detail – suffice it to say that we met more people in two weeks than we did in the four months we spent in Australia, and we’ll likely keep in touch with several. The fact that we were diving every day with new people and that the tables at mealtimes are communal meant that we were constantly chatting with interesting folk! Unfortunately, the one most obnoxious person we’ve met on our trip thus far was a Canadian woman who loudly announced at dinner that she: “hated New Zealand because it was just one big F**%ing farm!” She was an utter nightmare, and I’m embarrassed to be from the same country.

For the first five days, we spent a lot of time with a lovely family from Sydney: Suzie & James and daughters Bella (6) and Gabi (4). Jessica and Gabi developed a rather tumultuous relationship in the space of five days! Poor Jess is a bit out of practice with kids her age, and doesn’t quite understand that her friend might not want to be bossed around all day!

We visited the local village twice during our stay. The first time was for a traditional Kava and Meke ceremony and a craft market. Kava is a local drink made from water and crushed up plants. It has anesthetic properties, but all the ‘tourist strength’ stuff does is make your mouth go a bit numb. Kava pretty much tastes like wet dirt, and after the first bowl, I politely declined the rest. Thankfully I was sitting next to one of the elders (Moses) during the welcome ceremony and could quietly ask if it would be really disrespectful to decline the subsequent bowls of Kava! He just laughed and said it would be ok. I later found out that Moses has five kids and twenty-five grandchildren!

After sitting through the individual welcoming of every person there, and several bowls of Kava later, the villagers performed a Meke (dance and song) for us. All Fijians seem to be able to sing wonderfully, and the boys are downright sexy, so I enjoyed this part of the festivities very much. We even got up and did a bit of dancing ourselves. Afterwards, the local women brought out various crafts and we all bought something or other from them.

Our second village visit was on Sunday morning to attend the Methodist church ceremony. The service was conducted entirely in local dialect, so I only recognized about ten different words. There were several different speakers and they were all extremely passionate orators. The choir was wonderful and definitely the highlight of the day. It was HOT and sweaty in that church. Thankfully, I brought enough candy to keep Jessica reasonably still and quiet throughout the service!

One of our favorite aspects of Octopus had to be the unlimited diving offer. For $599 FJD (about $400 CAD) we could dive as many times as we wanted during our stay, including decent rental gear and a computer. Even Jim, who had been there 40 days, was still diving every day – essentially for free. I managed to get in 12 dives and Grant dove 8 or 9 times (he got a cold.) The diving was pretty good, although the visibility wasn’t that great. We both saw our first sea turtles and huge schools of barracuda, though. It was really nice to be out there with such a small group; definitely a contrast to the live-aboard in Cairns that would unload masses of divers in the same site and you always seemed to be crashing into someone under water.

The only really negative thing I have to say about the whole resort is that I think the dive masters (with the exception of Jodie) were not sensitive enough to the needs of more inexperienced divers. They took one guy out who only had 12 dives under his belt and had never been deeper than 18 meters – not to mention he had no advanced certification. He was anxious before we even started the dive brief. They took this poor guy down to 33 meters – INSIDE A CAVE! He had never been that deep, never been in a cave before, and had a bloody camera with him. The cave was long and narrow and the most crucial portion of the descent occurred inside the confines of the cave. The dive master was simply lucky that this guy did reasonably well in that cave. If he had narcosis or if he had panicked, there was a pretty good chance he (and the two of us jammed in behind him) would have been stuck in that cave with not enough bottom time left to sort out any kind of problem. Thankfully, aside from issues clearing his ears, nothing major happened.

As it was, he just churned up the bottom trying to take pictures with not enough buoyancy control and I got scraped up trying to tread water behind him as he goofed around taking pictures. Nearing the end of the dive, though, he ran low on air faster than the rest of us. There were only four divers down including the dive master, and I was unofficially buddied up with the new guy. The dive master told him to go up and do his safety stop and told me to follow him and continue the dive – leaving this poor guy completely stressed out, having buoyancy issues, low on air, and ALONE. I told the other two to go on without me and ascended with my buddy who was looking a bit panicked by that point.

Considering his experience level, he did remarkably well, but he should never have been put in that position. He’s now decided to do what he should have done in the first place – refuse a dive that is beyond his abilities. While he’s ultimately responsible for himself, I still think that the dive master put the group in serious danger by taking him on such a complicated dive. As for myself, I was so worried about the new guy, I forgot to be nervous for myself during MY first real cave dive!

The second issue occurred with a different dive master – the lady who ran the shop, in fact – and an even newer diver. This group was larger and we had a couple with us who had only just recently completed their open water dives. The dive master ripped through the dive brief and you could see this couple wasn’t entirely comfortable. The woman was still in the boat when the dive master first signaled the descent! She barely made it in the water as we all started descending, and was still messing with gear. On the way down, she had some issues with her ears. The dive master tried to help her out for a few moments, and eventually gave up. Instead of telling her to surface with her buddy, she told her to follow our bubbles along until she was better able to descend.

Well, her husband had rented a camera and didn’t want to lose this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take underwater photos. So, he decided he could best keep an eye on his buddy by descending 8 meters or so below her and occasionally waving to her as she tagged along at the surface not able to see anything and not able to equalize. Since I hadn’t been assigned a buddy anyway, I figured I should tag along with her for a while. The dive master had long since ceased paying any attention to any problems she was having. I asked if she wanted to ascend, and swam with her at the level she was comfortable with. Her husband kept up with the waving from below. Very helpful. Obviously she felt bad for holding people back, because she kept trying to descend to where her hubby was, and finally managed it. At the end of the dive, her ears and nose were bleeding! You’d think that at this point someone from the dive shop would be fairly concerned and at least want to have a look at her ears. Nope – no interest whatsoever.

Obviously, both divers in question should know better, but I still think the dive masters could have seen the obvious signs of inexperience and anxiety and done a little more to help out. That, and they should seriously STOP renting the damn camera to newbies!

Overall, though, the Octopus experience was a very positive one – it’s like summer camp for grown-ups! I’ve never been so relaxed in my life! There weren’t even any annoying seagulls on the island. We enjoyed the people, the food, the ambiance, and the evening activities. They even had a large lending library of great books to keep Mommy occupied. Every evening the staff would hold a kava ceremony for the new arrivals. Grant sat in on this several times and got quite friendly with the village mayor and the resort band. Once the new arrivals were finished, often the staff would switch to the more potent version. James drank so much kava that his eyes went all bloodshot and we teased him that he’d never make it back through customs without a very thorough search.

The evening activities included movies shown outside around the pool (grown-up movies – hooray!), various party games on Saturday night, and crab racing once a week. Crab racing is the funniest thing ever! Everyone picks a little hermit crab, paints a number on it’s back and races it against all the other crabs in hopes of winning a bar tab. Unfortunately, Jessica always fell asleep before the evening activities because she was very much in love with the local hermit crab population.

Generally, we took turns putting Jessica to bed while the other partook in the evening’s entertainment. On our last night there, however, Jessica fell asleep again during the adult’s dinner. So, we parked her in the sand under the table on a towel and played some of the Saturday night party games together. Apparently we’re pretty darn good at dancing with a balloon between us, and I treated the assembled audience to a rather spectacular limbo wipe-out!

The two weeks on the island was also well spent in potty training. Jessica is now completely potty trained and has even got one diaper-free flight under her belt! One funny story though. Daddy, for some reason, has traditionally been the poop-changer. I could be standing right in front of her, but she’d call for Dad as soon as she had a dirty diaper. This translated into running for the potty now that she’s in panties. Well, the first time we were any real distance from the washroom when she needed to go resulted in a fairly messy accident. Jessica was devastated and apologizing over and over. So, Daddy told her: “that’s ok, we didn’t like the white panties anyway, and we’ll just throw them away.” Words he’d live to regret. Jessica decided that WHITE panties could be treated like diapers, while PINK ones were for good, and explained this theory to us in great detail the next time she nonchalantly pooped in a white pair!

We were really sad to leave the Octopus, and I was even trying to figure out a way to stay on for a few more days. But, by this time Grant was pretty sure he’d got dysentery and my legs and feet were all covered in big, itchy, swollen insect bites. Unfortunately, I’m allergic to the only decent repellent we could find in Fiji. We were looking forward to some air-con and those sweet-sleeper beds at the Westin!

Again, it was Sunday, and the choir was busy at church. So, we didn’t get the traditional good-bye song we’d grown accustomed to hearing every day as our new-found friends departed. Probably a good thing, as I’ve never been so sad to leave anywhere before and I’d probably have cried! The ride back was even worse than the ride there as the water was choppier and the driver was in a bug hurry to get home to his family. Luckily nobody was sick and Jessica fell asleep in a sweaty, sticky lump on my lap right away.

On arrival at the Westin, we were VERY pleased to be back in the land of air-conditioning! What a beautiful hotel. The only drawback again was the overpriced, mediocre food. I was amazed that the room didn’t smell at all of mildew like the one at the Sheraton did… and it even had a carpet. Beautiful room, beautiful beds and – joy of joys – a bathtub! But, living in the lap of luxury, we still missed the Octopus.

We were glad that we came back to the mainland when we did, however. Grant was treated very efficiently for the dysentery, and Jessica saw a lovely doctor in Nadi for a suspected ear infection that sorted itself out in no time.

Thankfully, they had a kid’s club at the neighboring Sheraton which Jessica LOVED. When Grant went to check on her after her first hour or so, she told him to go away. So, that freed up some time for Mommy and Daddy, and more importantly, Mommy and Laptop.

Upon checking my email for the first time in two weeks, we discovered that our parents were all worried about an earthquake we had no idea happened!! We had noticed some pumice floating on the water and washed up on the beach from what we were told was a volcanic eruption in a neighboring country. NO idea about an earthquake in the area. After sending reassuring emails off to everyone concerned, I set about organizing some details for the rest of our trip.

Let it suffice to say that it is a pain in the ass organizing tours in Asia while we’re on the road. They never have secured websites to pay for things, and you have to photocopy your passport and credit card and fax it all over creation. Of course, staying at a five star hotel, you pay five star fees for faxing anything! I also discovered that our Caribbean cruise was cancelled without any notice. The only way I found out was I noticed a rather large refund hit my credit card and went online to look for the sailing date which no longer existed. Thus far, nobody from either cruise.com or celebrity cruises is answering my emails to explain why. So, I spent two very nice sunny days in Fiji locked away in our room sorting out our travel itinerary!

We took one more day trip into Nadi to visit the doctor for Jessica and to do some shopping. If you’re ever in Nadi definitely go to the Indian restaurant called Saffron. It had the best butter chicken I’ve ever tasted. Jessica, amazingly enough, has discovered she likes poppadom (sp?). I personally think she just really likes saying the word “poppadom” because she used it at any given opportunity over the next three days or so, and remembered it a week or so later at an Indian restaurant in New Zealand.

While shopping in Nadi, I ended up buying some gifts for a friend of mine in LA. After finally finding what I wanted at the open air market (read HOT and SWEATY) and buying some packing materials, I took it all to the local post office to mail off. The lady took my money and put on some stamps, but no customs declaration forms. I have very little faith that this parcel will ever make it into the US! Sorry Giselle!

Learning from that experience, we had the item that we bought shipped via DHL which cost us as much as the item itself did. My mom was also fairly unimpressed to learn that we’d shipped a traditional Fijian cannibal weapon used for breaking the necks of enemies straight to her office!

On that note, I will sign off here. We’re currently in New Zealand, but I’ll have to catch up on that bit of the story later.

Hello from Fiji

January 5th, 2007

Hi everyone! Just a quick post here …I’ve got family lurking about bored!

We arrived in Fiji at about 7pm on Jan after a fairly uneventful flight with Air Pacific – GREAT Airline aside from a few issues with the seatback tv and a broken chair. The service was spectaular though.

We spent the first night at the West Motor Inn in Nadi. They had lost our reservation, but they had a family room available so no sweat. Well, LOTS of sweat actually – it is HUMID here. First thing we did was jump in the pool to cool off and then had a totally overpriced and crappy meal. Aside from the blah food, the hotel was a decent three star place.

The following day we headed to the Sheraton Denarau….WOW talk about a step up in class! We were met with a tropical fruit drink and a mint-scented wet towel to refresh ourselves with as we checked in. Then they DROVE us to our room. The room is decent, but the bed REEKS of mildew and makes me crazy. Probably pretty hard to control that with the humidity around here though. The hotel food is very expensive, and of pretty average quality. Grant had a really good steak last night (high praise from an Albertan) and I had some really awful lobster. Breakfast was really good, though, and the view from the dining room is fantastic. Jessica is still on the peanut butter only kick and is delighted to find that most places here have it.

Everything is super expensive at the hotel. The little bottle of vodka in the mini-bar is $17 (around $12 or so CDN) Internet access is $1 per minute…whereas in town it is about $3 an hour. Yikes! So, we headed into Nadi today to do some shopping. We figured we’d save ourselves the $10 for a cab and take the local bus. No idea what the timetable is, so we waited over half an hour in the hot sun. The bus was pretty rough and the seats were some sort of lurid red vinyl that made our already sticky legs even stickier. The breeze through the window and the scenery was fantastic though.

The route was not, in fact, direct to Nadi as we had thought. Instead, we wound our way through the local surroundings and people got off at whatever house they wanted by pulling on the bell. Cool, a tour of Fiji for $1.20! Then the bus stopped in front of one house with a bunch of cat-calling kids/teenagers in front. There was some good natured shouting between passengers and the kids. Then the bus broke down, amidst MUCH heckling from our steadily-growing audience.

Here is when we discovered the delightful Fijian custom of throwing water on perfect strangers to wish them a Happy New Year. The kids surrounded the bus and began pitching water through the open windows…and we were completely unarmed!

We were allowed off the bus to wait for the replacement bus due in ten minutes (30 minutes Fijian time). We chatted with an Aussie family who were visiting relatives at one of the nearby houses. Steve and his family ended up in a waterfight with the pack of kids across the way, and explained the tradition to us. All good fun. The bus came and we finally made it to town…where it immediately started POURING with rain.  Good thing we were wet already.

Did a bit of shopping in the local craft stores and at the market, but got tired of being dragged into shops by the owners. Had a really lovely dinner at Nandos and now we’re heading back to the hotel for another go at the mildewy beds!

We’re heading out to the Octopus Resort www.octopusresort.com the day after tomorrow – hopefully it stops raining for some of the time!

 

Wow – it’ve read it and heard it so often that I almost forgot to mention it here…the people here are so amazingly friendly and helpful! I must have been politely asked 15 times at the airport if I needed help and a shuttle bus driver from another hotel dropped us off for free when our shuttle failed to materialize! We tipped him, of course, but still, very nice of him!

NYE 2006 Update

January 1st, 2007

The day didn’t start off all that well. It was cloudy and dismal all afternoon and we packed a bunch of rain gear to take down to the zoo with us. I drove down to the grounds – took a wrong turn – and got us completely and utterly lost amidst the NYE downtown Sydney traffic. NO map of that area, either! Panic!! It was with great relief that we finally pulled into the parking lot of the zoo.

We piled out of the campervan and realised that the line to get in was hundreds and hundreds of people long already. Even though we’d bought gold tickets, I was worried that we wouldn’t get a decent spot as seating wasn’t assigned.

I shouldn’t have worried! We got FANTASTIC seats in the bleachers…and even remembered to bring a blanket to sit on. From our seats, we could see the harbour and had a clear view of both the bridge and the opera house. Amazing!

They had a few of the animal exhibits open so Jessica got to see about 1/4 of the zoo before it closed up. Then they had entertainment for the kiddies – some (really bad) clown/magician. But the kids loved him. Then the 9pm “kid” fireworks went off and they were better than anything I’ve seen in Calgary!

At that point, the clouds had all but blown over, and the sky was looking a lot more promising in terms of decent weather for the big event at midnight. The same guy who was the clown came back as the front man for a “junk” band. They were…..interesting…. some of the music was really good and everyone was really talented. But they had a few skits that weren’t really in keeping with the whole mood, or the fact that there were still loads of little kids in the audience.

Overall, it was fun though. Jessica danced her little heart out, much to the amusement of the crowd.  She had a couple of falls on the cement stairs so today she’s sporting a skinned chin and roadrash on her back. Didn’t stop the dancing though!

The big show at midnight was absolutely the most amazing fireworks display I’ve ever seen! We had a perfect view, and the sky cleared up completely. We could see all the boats in the harbour lit up and I must say, it was worth every single penny we paid for the seats! Poor Jessica, though, that’s the first fireworks she’s ever seen! Everything else will pale in comparison!

The drive back to the caravan park was a nightmare too. TWO hours to drive what should have taken 30 minutes in normal traffic…and I didn’t even get lost on the way home! Jess and Grant were both able to crash out, though, and when I looked at the poor people crushed into the busses going by, I was really glad we drove down even though it was a long drive back.

All in all, I must say we had a fantastic NYE. Anyone thinking of coming to Sydney with kids at New Year’s should really think about spending the cash to go to the zoo.